it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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Mom said you looked used
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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