forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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