i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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