He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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