I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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