At least make sure they are 18
Why
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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