sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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