Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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