Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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