I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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