What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My feet surprised me
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