I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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