Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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