Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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