Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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