He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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