I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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