i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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