Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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