eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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