So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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