Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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