Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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