whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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