I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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