After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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