this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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