im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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