doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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