I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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