you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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