she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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