dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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