We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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