she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
BRING THE BAGELS
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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