idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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