So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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