Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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