He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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