He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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