do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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