What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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