to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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