let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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