Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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