Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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