she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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