what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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