hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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