508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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